Durrrrrr

Offender details:
inconsequential, but he is an art school kid.

Real-life dumb shit art school kids say:
DSASKS: "There's a character on Parks and Recreation who reminds me of [mutual acquaintance] Brian."

offender: "Oh yeah? Which one?"

DSASKS: "Tom."

offender: "Yeah, idk. I never watched that show, it sucks."


The sad thing is, he's not being deliberately obnoxious.
The sadder thing is, conversations with him always sound like this.
Sadder still, the expectation is that I am now to feel ashamed for knowing about Parks and Recreation.